Chandler: There she is…My perfectly proportioned wife.
Monica: Thank you?
Chandler: Oh no..don’t thank me. Thank you. You know there’s not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not… two… single things.
Monica: Ok, you’re being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.(…) I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn’t change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn’t want anything to get any bigger.
Monica: Okay…
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn’t want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don’t answer that.