In my opinion I feel like Johnny McDaid (or however you spell it) would end up wanting children and of course Courteney wouldn't want that so they'd have to break up and Matthew will be her shoulder to cry on. And then that's how Matteney will end up becoming official.

But Matty talked about wanting kids too, so obviously he’ll only be dating (much) younger girls. No problem for guys to just decide they want kids at the age of 40+. But yes, nice theory. ;-)