Ugly Johnny only has one outfit! And can this woman please go to an event on her own?! I'm waiting for the FRIENDS reunion where he sits between Courteney and Matthew -.-

Eww, stop! When I read that it had something to do with (rock) music I instantly knew he’d be there, too.

And yah, I think he only owns black leather jackets and black pants. Y’know, has to stay true to his image as a ROCKER (ha ha).