Normal People: Awh, their elbows are touching. Cute.
Me: OHMYGOD. THEIR ELBOWS ARE GRAZING AGAINST EACH OTHER; THEY ARE SO IN LOVE! YOU CAN SEE BY THE WAY "PERSON A" IS LEANING TOWARDS THE TOUCH AND "PERSON B" IS LOOKING AT "PERSON A" WITH THOSE LONGING EYES, AND YOU CAN JUST TELL THAT "PERSON B" ONLY SMILES LIKE THAT WHEN THEY'RE WITH "PERSON A," AND OHMYGOD THEIR ELBOWS ARE TOUCHING. DID I MENTION THAT THEY'RE HELPLESSLY IN LOVE?!
Me: OHMYGOD. THEIR ELBOWS ARE GRAZING AGAINST EACH OTHER; THEY ARE SO IN LOVE! YOU CAN SEE BY THE WAY "PERSON A" IS LEANING TOWARDS THE TOUCH AND "PERSON B" IS LOOKING AT "PERSON A" WITH THOSE LONGING EYES, AND YOU CAN JUST TELL THAT "PERSON B" ONLY SMILES LIKE THAT WHEN THEY'RE WITH "PERSON A," AND OHMYGOD THEIR ELBOWS ARE TOUCHING. DID I MENTION THAT THEY'RE HELPLESSLY IN LOVE?!
